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On the same episode, Key and the other comics were given obscure magazines and told to come up with jokes about them for Adam Carolla's syndicated radio show.Finlay who accidentally gets called Fit Finlay by King, is press slammed by Henry over the top. Hornswoggle distracts Henry by throwing his coat at him and everyone tosses him. Kane tries to eliminate both Punk and Christian at the same time. Kingston, Christian and Punk team up on Kane but he fights out. MVP lands on the apron when Shelton tries to toss him. MVP tries to suplex Shelton to the floor and Kane just tosses them both out. Kingston, Christian and Punk all attack Kane and try to hoist him out like the tub of lard he is, but Kane fights off as Punk tricks Kingston to eliminate to a chorus of boos. Kane decks Punk and tries to toss Christian but he hands in.Jerry Lawler vs. Chris JerichoHHH def. OrtonKey isn't allowed to say how "Last Comic Standing" turns out -- the show's winner will be announced Aug. 8 -- but she's happy to be riding the wave. All she ever wanted out of comedy, Key says, is to tell jokes on television.Santino comes out to say he went to the top of WWE to a guy who is dead to try and get in the battle royal. He says he has what it takes to be Miss Wrestlemania. He then unleashes the �Mankini� and struts around like a Chippendale dancer. Why. GOD WHY. His music is cut off as Beth decides to give him a piece of his mind and the women all maul him.Show Grade: C+Glamazon wins the Diva Battle RoyaleBack to the show where Big Show is still stepping on Cena a lot. I feel like I just saw this before we went to commercial. He stands on Cena�s chest with the ropes then switches up to the back of his head. His foot is much bigger than his head. Big Show stands on his back some too. Be amazed as the Big Show steps on things. Show signals for the chokeslam as Cena stumbles up and Cena counters into a DDT. Cena goes for an STF but can�t get his arms around him before Big Show throws him off with a hard shot to the face. Cena tries a Big Right but Cena ducks it and tries to scoop him up for the FU. Big Show just pushes him off and delivers a choke slam for the win.Punk and Christian team back up but Christian tricks him and tries to toss Punk out. Punk holds on and delivers the Pepsi One only to be tossed. Punk skins the cat but Kane throws Christian into Punk to eliminate both.Wrestlemania here we come. All aboard!"I never try to tell people what to think," she said. "I just try to make them laugh.""My favorite moment so far was 'crotch ball,'" Key said.Jericho stalks over Lawler and slaps him on the head before dragging him up by his handlebar ears. Lawler suddenly levels him with one right and Jericho takes a walk. Lawler invites him back into the ring as Jericho says he already beat him. He says it won�t be how he beats them at Mania, it will be how badly he beats them....MitB Participant Over the Top Battle RoyalWinner: JerichoWinner: ReyJBL forces Rey to the corner and slams him down on the break, hammering his back with forearms and leveling the midget with a right. Rey comes back with a kick and delivers a head scissors. He tries for the 619 but JBL catches him with a clothesline. Rey comes back hard but a springboard cross body has him leaping into a kick to the gut. JBL begins tossing Rey with a fall away slam. Rey rolls to the floor and takes a breather. JBL follows and kicks him around as the ref finally decides to bother counting for a little bit. JBL tosses Rey back in for a two count. JBL pummels Rey into a corner and puts him up top which is obviously a good idea against a cruiserweight. This ends as well as you thought with a senton. Mysterio hits an exiguities and the 619 whiffs. Rey dropkicks JBL in the ass and finally hit�s the 619 to the splash for the three."That was pretty much the whole goal: just to get some jokes on TV," she said. "I kind of a forgot about the dream because I was too busy being a comic."Key -- who is performing through Sunday at Loonees Comedy Corner in Colorado Springs -- and fellow contestants Rebecca Corry and Ty Barnett each had a chance to impress a studio audience, with the bottom two in audience voting getting the heave-ho."My dad is always telling me, 'Your show would be just as funny without the language,'" Key said, "and I say 'Yeah, but it wouldn't be as much fun for me.'"Jericho def. Idiot legendsWinner: KaneThe Big Show vs. John CenaKRISTIN KEYThe story may be inspiring, but dry your eyes: Despite being a preacher's daughter, Key is a comic, not a choir girl.When: 8 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday, 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 8 p.m. SundayIn the episode that aired two weeks ago, she was playing "crotch ball" on the deck of the Queen Mary, where NBC housed the contestants during the show's taping. The game involved the comic staple of kicking a ball at another person's groin.As you might guess, Key's act is rated "R."Heel Divas vs. Face Divas (18 Diva tag match)Barnett won the challenge, Key was second and Corry third.Winner: Big ShowThe TV audience will now vote on the remaining five comedians on "Last Comic Standing."Jerry just starts punching on Jericho which is totally illegal. Jericho finally powers out of the corner and starts running Lawler down, kicking him back down every time he tries to stand. Jericho forgets that Lawler hulks up sometimes and Jerry starts punching him around the ring before just pounding his knuckles into his forehead on the ground while the ref tries to pull him back. Jericho casually locks on the walls after letting him having his courtesy hits.Back to the show where Orton and company finally arrive.He apparently lost two people along the way since the rest of Legacy is suddenly missing now. If he walked through the back as slow as he is walking now it would actually explain why it took him so damn long. Orton decides we need to feel sorry for him by replaying when Triple H beat his ass for beating NAME DELETED for the World Title years ago. Our rerun hour continues, showing how Orton beat Trips at the Royal Rumble. We get it. You don�t like each other. He goes on to show him beating up McMahons. We get to see yet more footage we have already seen and this is of last week. He reveals that Trips loses his title no matter how he loses the match thanks to Vickie. If he arrives with a hammer, it�s automatic.....To view: "Last Comic Standing," 8 p.m. Tuesdays, NBCBack to the show where we get a video package about the rivalry between the Hardy Boyz (Or Hardy Men perhaps?)Back to the show where they run a video package about Stone Cold Steve Austin. After that we have Kane and CM Punk come to the ring. We learn we�re about to have yet another MitB participant gimmick match as we go back to commercials. Huzzah.Somehow during a video segment, Jerry magically changed clothes behind the table and rises up to get ready for his match with Chris Jericho. God help us all. Commercials...Tuesday night, you'll see her on NBC's "Last Comic Standing," and Wednesday night Key will be onstage at Loonees Comedy Corner, where she performs through Sunday. At this weekend's shows, Key will record her first stand-up CD for a record label and tape a comedy special that will air on XM radio.Kane retrieves a ladder and grabs the briefcase above the ring for dramatic effect. We see Legacy has new shirts but Dibiase is ironically a bit too poor to afford one. They are headed to the ring as we go to commercial.Big Show strikes a boxing stance and comes across the ring�to kick Cena in the stomach. HAHA! Big Show tosses Cena around and starts walking on him, literally. Big Show continues to just toss Cena out of all of his moves, punching Cena back down every time he tries to get back up. Cena tries to build momentum but is once again just shrugged off like a mosquito. Cena drops Show and tries for an STF but Show just kicks him off across the ring before sending him to the floor with a big baseball slide as we go to commercial...CONTACT THE WRITER: 636-0275 or awineke@gazette.com
Show Grade: C+
Author: Massimo Martinini
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