Gardening - Natural Science NOT Rocket Science..

Don't force yourself out of the most profitable hobby in the universe because you think it's too hard to learn ...It isn't!

Dumbells make great children�s toys. They are, of course, heavier and more dangerous than a barbie doll or Play-Doh (tm) and are not really as exciting as a video game but they certainly are cheap and hard to break.helping hands availableTurbo boost your creative spiritThen you will need a shed to store your tools. Where would that be best placed in your garden? Don't waste a sunny position with a garden structure. Sheds don't need to be in full sun to survive!

Baby toy hanger - nothing good on tv? Hook some old christmas tree ornaments from the top crossbar and set your baby underneath. You�ll both be amused for hours! And if that isn't enough to be going on with, learn about plant-kind in all it's glory. From trees through to fungi, there are millions of plants to research, grow and eat- no chance of getting bored!He rarely forages this far south, but is looking forward to taking to the stage at the Corner House function room.Also on the bill is up-and-coming Liverpudlian Stephanie Davies who reached the finals of the 2003 Babycham Funny Women stand-up competition and is gaining plenty of critical acclaim as she works her way up the comedy ladder.

Pretending you�re Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise - set phasers on "useless." Learn about edible flowers and teach the children what can and can't be eaten - and why.time slots and energy levels!Closing the show will be Scottish star, the inimitable Raymond Mearns. Larger than life and twice as much fun, Raymond has been on the Scottish scene for what he calls forever and is rightly recognised as a comic heavyweight.Last year he acted in Ken Loach's critically acclaimed film Ae Fond Kiss.Start all the patches and work on them as and when you can, or start one patch and get it finished before moving on to the next. How you work in your garden depends on a number of things...

The Ab-Doer (tm) - This is the chair-like ab training device that resembles a chair with no back.

The Corner House Comedy Club is at the Corner House Hotel on Friday. Doors open 8pm and the show starts 8.45pm, with admission pounds 6 (pounds 4 NUS). More information on www.funnybonescomedy.co.ukFirst you have to take your first step.If you don't have cash up front, don't worry. The things you need will come to you. For now, prepare the space as if you DID have the shed, or bench or whatever, and work around these areas.a vegetable plotBut not for too long! Don't let the ideas wither into another was-gonna-do-one-day file.
• Tenderizing meat - of course, to accomplish this you�ll have to throw the meat at it really hard.
• Tenderizing meat - remove one of the bows and slap the meat silly with it.North West comedian of the year 2004 award winner John Warburton will be doing the main support honours.
• And last but not least, every piece of equipment that has handles, bars, hooks, stacks, pins, corners, rails, seats, clips, stands or attachments and does or does not come in a box...It is performed monthly at the Comedy Store Manchester and is now being developed for Radio Four.
• The Bowflex (tm) - This is a popular home exercise machine that utilizes the incredible power of bending things to sculpt your body.
  But how many people continue to use it consistently? Here are some uses (that you should never, ever actually take seriously, of course!) you may not have thought of for your forgotten purchases.
  1. Tenderizing meat - bash the meat with the dumbell repeatedly. Great shoulder and arm exercise too! May increase the iron content of your food significantly.a herb gardenDon't hold back. Let your creative thoughts flow. How much can you do with your space? Don't imagine for one minute that a simple lawn will let you off the hook here. A lawn needs maintaining, and mowing regularly - for EVER..and it can get kind of boring to look at as well! How about creating

     Don't let the grass grow under your feet. Get in on the action now. Turn off the TV, put your wellies on and leap into nature!

     
     
     
     Author: Linda Gray